Wednesday, February 21, 2007

picked up a joke today

Mother Superior tells two nuns that their job for the day is to paint this room, but—they cannot get any paint on their clothes. The two nuns discuss this as the room is very large and they don’t see how they can paint it and not spill any paint. Since it is just the two of them they decide to paint in the nude and then put their clothes back on thus avoiding getting any paint on their habits.

After several hours there is a knock at the door. One nun says, “Who is it?” A voice answers, “Blind man.” The nuns talk quietly for a minute. They decide since he is blind it will be ok to let him in without taking the time to get dressed, as they are only half finished painting the room and the day is passing quickly.

One nun opens the door and the man comes in. He looks at the two nuns for a minute and says, “Nice tits, where would you like me to put these blinds?”

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