Over heard at a Restaurant

The comdian Lewis Black had this bit in one of his stand ups that he over heard in an IHOP resturant that has been driving him insane "If it weren't for my horse I never would have spent that year at college"

Over heard at a Pappadeauxs restaurant "My house smells like bug spray and there is blood all over my bed!"

What the hell happened in this person's house? Oh My Lord - He clubbed to death the Orkin man in the bedroom with the candle stick holder (while the poor bastard was just spraying for bugs.) Call the cops!