Yokes - no, jokes

A bear walks in to a bar. Slams his fist on the bar and yells "BARTENDER GET ME A BEER!"

The bartender says "I'm sorry we don't serve bears here."

The Bear throws his fist through a wall causing a hole and screams "DAMN IT BARTENDER GET ME A BEER!!!"

The bartender calmly states "We don't serve angry people at this bar."

The Bear goes down the bar and bite off a woman's head and spits it out onto the floor, growling "GET ME A BEER!!"

Bartender say "Sir, we don't serve drug addicts here."

The bear replies "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TAKING ABOUT??"

Bartender says "That was a bar-bitch-u-ate"