two tickles from yesterday

Tickle # 1 - I gave the dogs a bath yesterday. No that's not the tickle part - and found that I shampoo the buds with shampoo that states "not tested on animals". I wash my animals with shampoo that is not tested on animals. How stupid is that? Shouldn't it be?

Tickle # 2 - A rather large man with sunburned arms in a motorized wheelchair traveling down the street with green, wheelchair accessible van driving several feet behind him with the lights flashing. My mind envisions that they were originally at Walmart, got into a terrible fight, and the rather large man in the wheelchair yells "Fine I'm going home without you!!!"