Thursday Thoughts

Growing old sucks and I hate this month. The weather is so gray and gloomy. I'm feeling a bit down and a co-worker just informed me that he got laid this morning - great rub it in why don't ya. Ass. I'm living like a nun and you just had to get that jab in, didn't you?
I'm not celibate by choice it's just the way things have been going lately. On the bright side, I do get to leave work early tomorrow at about 1pm, I won't know what to do with myself. I never get to leave work early - it must be a miracle.