A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers.

The children began to say:
Red............cherry,"
Yellow.........lemon,"
Green..........lime,"
Orange.........orange,"

Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," she said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"

ULTIMATE PEEP SHOW

Happy Easter everybody!

What Kind of Goddess are You?

You Are Aphrodite!

A total shining star with a ton of admirers And no wonder: you live life to the fullest! When things get bad, you can easily take off to a happier place But occasionally, you need to deal with problems head on

What Goddess Are You?

You Are a Moderate Mama

You're not overly political, and your views fall more with the American mainstream. In fact, it may be difficult for you to decide who to vote for at times! Your approach to politics is reasoned and well though out.

Are You a Liberal Lady or a Conservative Chick?

Torn

is there a rock some where?

leave me alone









Please

Sorry

Sorry I missed you

Sorry I wanted only to kiss you

Sorry I promised to love you forever

HURTING

?

I woke up with these two crappy songs in my head

Both songs were running together - EWW!

The Villa Borghese

I want to go back here.

and this one is one of my favorites. The cushion actually looked like a cushion, like if you touched it - it would give versus the marble it really was.

This is also a favorite. and this one too.

I wouldn't feel too bad spending all summer (or a year or a lifetime) in Italy.

current reading

current listening

Yes, I am a Dork!

HURRY BACK !!!!!

I MISS YOU

AND I'VE GOT PIE !!

Madonna

Per of Friend of Mine ~ "Who did she have to blow to get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame"

And from me ~ what happened to the tooth gap?