short vacation

They are letting us go at noon today! Yes! A nice unexpected event. And the hubby is on his way to the deer lease (just a night trip - he will be back tomorrow afternoon). So what will I do with myself??

Hopeful

thinking

Pickup Line # 512

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

The way they learn

The other day in front of my elementary aged nephew we were talking about Paul McCartney.

The nephew spoke up and said "Huh?"

You know Paul McCartney of The Beatles? The Beatles being a band?

He states "I know The Beatles! I've been to Fuddruckers before! Geez!"

This and Pug bowling

Rapist preys on men around Baytown

Be careful and pucker up when in Baytown. See story here.

Personal Jesus

Depeche Mode




or Marilyn Manson





Or Richard Cheese

Thinking of you Sweetie

for you 2

Funny Man

Go see Death Wore a Feathered Mullet - funny - he wrote:

"Miss USA getting it on with Miss Teen USA is the kind of recreational lesbianism our Founding Fathers had in mind when they bloodthirstily stole this country from its original inhabitants. In fact, Ben Franklin wanted recreational lesbianism to be an official inalienable right, but the motion was vetoed by that sanctimonious windbag Alexander Hamilton."

vacation starts now

Dreams and Memories

I've been feeling a bit melancholy lately. Reminiscing of days past. I can't go into detail here, but the one thing that stands out was over 16 years ago a nurse stated something to me about not going to the nursery to visit my child. At the time I thought 'Why? Why would you say something like that?' What I should have said was "You don't know me, Bitch". My dad one time told me he would spend lots of time agonizing over past actions wondering if he had made the right choices. I try not to do this. I think it's energy spent uselessly, but for some reason my mood has been demanding that I do this now. Hopefully it will change soon.

Shoulda Woulda Coulda

I've also been having extremely vivid dreams. Last night was very weird oil being shipped by airplanes, the CEO of the airplane company found with an accelerant, taking off three sweat shirts in an attempt to take a shower with my grandfather there ???? WTF

For my Jewish Friends

U

crappy video good song I LOVE YOU

and then

Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house. How do you get into our home?
Love, Marky

Dear Mark,
First stop callling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window.
Sweet dreams, Santa

& more

Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend,
Thomas

Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.
Santa

Couple of Santa Letters for You All

Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love, Sarah

Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love, Teddy

Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me send you some Legos instead.
Santa

Kanye West is picking on old men!

Knievel

Kanye West, why you got to stir the shit up? The man is in poor health and living in Florida and he thinks your video is shit (which it probably is) - so why you got to dog him? Leave the old man be.

past weekend

was spent making peanut brittle, butter toffee and other treats.

hands = one burn from hot lava candy, one blister from sitrring a wooden spoon for several mintes and a couple of cuts.

It was worth it.

Honest Mom we're just protecting the perimeter

the beasts

Beware kitties

Do not come in to my backyard. Do not walk on the edge of the fence. Stay far, far away and beware - we got dogs.

and this also goes out to the squirrels.

Two years ago the male dog plucked a squirrel off of the fence and ate it. Last year they got a cat and ate half of it - puked and shitted the other half out. Two nights ago the next door neighbors cat got it. It was not a pretty site. We caught them before the cat was dead. The poor little limp thing. To make it worse our neighbor is a divorced woman with her three daughter - there was some crying to say the least.

Elevator Panel

going down ?

Is this the elevator to hell?

Strep Throat

yuck

Turns out I was walking around infecting everyone I had contact with for about 7 days. Great, huh? I knew it was going to be strep. I've had it so often I know the symptoms. I should have gone to the doctor right away and normally would have it we hadn't been short handed at work. I thought it was getting better, but no, it got worse and I had to wait until it hurt to breath and I couldn't swallow or talk. I had it so bad that when the doctor took a swab and scratched at it to get a test sample it actually felt good. Come back here and scratch some more off. Actually just cut the damn tonsils out will ya.

Polar Express

I finally got to watch "Polar Express"!!!! It was on ABC tonight.

I've always wanted to see it since it came out. Tonight I did. My son went out with a friend bowling, hubby is at the deer lease and this was on TV.

I LOVED IT. And bawled like a baby.

good times.

The Judy's

I found a YouTube kinda documentary thingy on one of my favorite bands, The Judy's, it wasn't allowing embedding - damn it - so I can't force you to watch it - but if you would like to click here. I found it interesting.

If you want to hear more of their wonderful music - click here. I've only got one of their albums (Washarama) and it's got a skip. I've made some bids on getting a replacement on eBay, but never won the bid. NO skips on this site. I'm so glad I found it.

Like Tony the Tiger

yo

I'm in a really good mood today. I woke up slowly, all warm and toasty (I love that). My throat doesn't hurt as much today. I came into work and said happily to all my co-workers that are here a chipper "Good Morning" - totally not like me at all. And it's like 10:30 am and so far so good - still feeling great.

it's a dogs life