munchkin land

munchkin

Still illing here in Munchkin Land. If I'm not better by tomorrow I'm going to the doctor.

Oh Please No !!!!

Nooooo

I'm achey, cold, my throat hurts, my right ear is pounding, and it's hard to swallow. I'm sounding like a commercial for some over the counter medicine. Oh God please no. I must be the worse sick person on the planet. It makes me want to crawl into bed and die. And I can't be sick tomorrow, my boss will kill me if I am.

ass shot

Why is it when I go out drinking I come home with shots of peoples asses?

it's all fun and games until

what does a Scot wear under his kilt?

my next tattoo

One of my favorites

I'm melting

Not last weekend, but the weekend before TNT was showing The Wizard of OZ. One of my all time favorite movies. As a little girl I grew up in a household that didn't own a color television till I was in junior high. Whenever The Wizard of Oz came on TV (once a year) I would go to a friends house to watch it in color. I love this movie. The night before my first marriage after the rehearsal dinner everyone came over to my house and this is what we watched. Just picture if you can a bunch of early 20 year olds sitting around the TV watching the Dorothy and her friends following the yellow brick road.

Oh, I digressed from my train of thought. Two weekends ago this movie was playing on TNT. Did I get to watch it. NO! My husband now (maybe soon to be X) only let me watch bits and pieces. I got to see Dorothy start on her journey with Toto at the beginning, and when they wake up in the field by the snow to run towards the Emerald City, and I got see the Witch melt. That was it. Talk about one unhappy little girl. And as you can tell I'm still upset about it to be posting two weekends later.

My new look I think

eyeglasses

Never pick out new eyewear when you're pissed off. I think this is what I'm going to be wearing when my new glasses come in.

Saturday night

lips

chained

anywhere but here

teaser

Things You Can Only Say at Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Employment

I don't think the position of Sex Slave pays much, but it sure would be a nice change from the work I do everyday.

Little Children

I've been reading this book Little Children by Tom Perrotta and it's about to take a major turn for the worse.

See, there is this stay at home dad, Todd, and a stay at home mother, Sarah, who are having an affair and I just got to the part where they leave theirs homes to be with each other. They left a note for there spouses informing then that they have run off with each other. This isn't the brightest thing for these two people to do - neither one of them has employment !!!!!

OH NO I just sounded like my Dad.

Anyway, supposedly there is a movie on this book, but either it came out and I never noticed or it will be out later this year. In the movie they change Todd's name to Brad, no idea why, guess people aren't keen on the name Todd. It would be funnier if they had changed Sarah's name to Janet. Brad and Janet. Let's do the time warp again!

Dad

miss you

I love her legs

don't look now

Sorry I missed you

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pumpkins

late - and lost my digital camera damn