WTF !!!!

This must be the most stupidest thing spoken by a public official today! I was going to say "ever", but then figured that isn't at all right. Here is the quote -

"I can only imagine that this is what Hiroshima looked like 60 years ago," said Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour after touring the destruction by air Tuesday.

Oh yeah - this hurricane Katrina is comparable to Heroshima.

It's not that I'm not sympathetic to the hurricane victims, but Hiroshima was a mother funking atom bomb! For Christ sake people these are not the same thing at all! Did that Mississippi Gov. never take history and see the photos of the Hiroshima burned bodies?

UTAH

Utah

It is a beautiful place. One on the right is my long time friend, Saskia, and on the left is another good friend, Patty, who went up to visit her a few weeks ago. I'm so jealous. I've gotta plan my next vacation to visit as well. I'm missing Sas so much right now.

Yes Sir!

Barbecue

mmmmm meaty

My father-in-law keeps entering us (his family) in these barbecue cook offs. He signed us up for one this weekend.

1. I don't enjoy the barbecue thing.

2. It's really, really hot in Texas right now and standing around in front of a big fire grilling meat just doesn't sound right.

3. It's my weekend and I don't get too many of them so why should I waste it working and sweating at a cook off.

4. It's camping, it's August and I don't wanta go.

So, my excuse to get out of it is that I didn't have time this week to schedule a kennel for the dogs. How does that sound? You think I'll get away with it?

Too True -

We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

Rabbit?

The other night as my extremely tired husband was falling asleep he mumbled something about having to get up the next morning at 4am to get to a job site several hours away to be there on time. Then he mumbled something about a sneak attack and rabbiting me.

I thought 'Rabbiting me? WTF.'

"Okay" I said. "Rabbit me. I kinda like that idea."

He said nothing as he was almost dreaming. I stated again "Rabbit me. I like that".

He heard that and muttered back "No, I said ravish you."

"Oh, okay. That's even better. Goodnight, honey."

Now I can't get Rabbit me out of my head. What's that gotta be like quick, fast, small, short? Oh well, I'll never know.

And that's the same night I had a dream about a ton of extremely white furry child births rapidly coming out of me in less than a year's time. Odd.

This week!

This week was soooo bad!

How bad was it?

It was so bad that I didn't get on the internet once for personal use.

Gasp! How did you live?

barely! This was truly a work week - and I'm glad it's over. Productively over.

Hey, Dude, your zipper is down!

Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down by David Letterman.....................

10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson ... Paging Mr. Johnson.
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus

And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.

1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

Ticked - caller # 3

I'm upset that there are people at our company who can leave early everyday and come in late too. Take all the time off they want and I can't and another co-worker can't. We get all the work and when I take off to go to a doctor's appointment it’s the end of the world. I'm getting tired of the stress and the harassment. And it angers me when everyday so many get to leave when they feel like it and I'm expected to come in early and stay late and work through lunch. This is bullshit!

Ticked - caller # 2

I'm ticked off that my friend wanted a ride home last night from work. She made it very important that she had to be home at 7pm and that she wanted to stop by the bar on the way home for two drinks. It was her daughters first day at school and she needed to be home at 7pm. At 6:45pm I tabbed out and said lets go. She had called her mother and had gotten an extension to 7:15pm (she's living at home with her parent after a bad divorce). At 7:30pm she stated she was staying and that she was getting a ride home from Vic. I left. I don't know what time she got home and I'm TICKED.

Ticked - caller # 1

I'm pissed off that the cat has been sleeping with us now that the dogs stated sleeping in the living room at night to look out the front window at passer-bys. She won't let us touch her, but she walks all over us. She's not heavy or anything it just pisses me off. And this morning when I woke up she clawed the shit out of my arm. BITCH!

Ticked off Thursday

One of our local radio stations has a Ticked Off Tuesday section where callers call in and complain they get 20 seconds each. It's amusing. Today is my day though.

Are you ready? Lets go!

Pickup Line # 11

[Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.

Friday !!!!

Yes! It's Friday. I'm so happy. It has been one long week! Glad it's over.

My husband on the other hand has to work late tonight and even tomorrow. He better not wake me up tomorrow morning as he's getting ready to leave. BETTER NOT! Thank you.

ps. green is my favorite color

Pickup Line # 71

bargirl

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

Firefly

firefly

I can't get the Firefly theme song out of my head this morning. So I'm going to sic it to you all.

"Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand. But I don't care--I'm still free. You can't take the skies from me..."

There did that help? Nope? Okay. Sorry.

A co-worker of my husband let him borrow a DVD of this short lived show and we have been hooked ever since. Had to go out and by the one season of it right away. I love it and would recommend it to all. It's very well done. A total shame it didn't last longer. But there is hope. A movie is coming out September 30 from this - called Serenity. We'll be there, you can bet!