GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

feeling stupid - take a quiz

paintball buddies

johnny crack whore and I don't care

Maybe Thursday morning is her day off?

oh where oh where can she be?

Morning Crack Whore was not there this morning. What has happened to her? Oh, my goodness. Maybe she sound herself a client. Yeah that's it she's with a customer.

Morning Crack Whore and me

Not every morning, but most mornings on my way into work there is this crack whore standing right next, actually leaning up against the wall of the local Burger King fast food chain. She's always smoking a cig and hold a plastic, white grocery bag in her left hand away from her body like it contains an aborted fetus or used rubbers. She keeps looking back and forth too, keeping an eye out for something. Yesterday and today she was wearing the same clothes. Where I work isn't that bad of a part of town - it isn't the nicest - but it's not the part of town where you would expect to find a whore working. I once worked in a really, really bad part of town Hwy45 North and the 610 Loop - across the Freeway was a half-way-house and down the street was an adult daycare. I had never in my whole life seen an adult daycare before and the people walking to and from that place were very, very scary!!! So, it's kind of surprising to see a morning crack whore near where I work now. Surprising and interesting, too. If I don't see her tomorrow I'm going to start worrying about her, I just know it.

real cute

And one time at band camp . . .

No, I have never been to band camp, never in a band. No sorry to disappoint, but there was this time where a boyfriend of mine had set up some rigging in his room and had me hanging naked from the ceiling by my wrists with rope.
L.O.V.E.D.I.T

cold cold cold

I must be the only person in Texas that can be cold in the summer. Maybe not. I'm tried of all the air cond. set at 68 degrees. I feel like I'm living my ice box.

white woman can't dance

Do ya think she's sexy? Paris Hilton singing. Y.U.C.K. Nice butt shot.


To quote South Park - Stupid Spoiled Whore.


Because of her I am never staying at a Hilton Hotel again.

The Jebus Pan

Get it here folks, The Jebus Pan, it will fry the image of Jebus into everything you cook. Get two pans for $29.99. One to keep and one to give as a wonderful, kind gift. Makes a nice wedding gift. Hurry Hurry Hurry. Before the supplies run out.

bumper sticker

I saw a bumper sticker the other day on the back of a little red Kia

"I'm a sucker for guys in eyeliner"

The driver was a man.!!!

jumping rope and all I can remember of this....

Not last night, but the night before 24 robbers came knocking at my door as I ran out, they ran in and hit me over the head with a rollin pin…

I know there is more, but what is it?

People with overbites

What prompted me to write this is last night my husband and I were watching Comedy Central and Vic Henley (who I have seen before) was on, he had an over bite.

I have realized more and more over the years that I am very attracted to people who have an over bite. Why? You might ask. I don't know. The only reason I can guess at is that theory of stages we go through when growing up where we love ourselves first. I had a major over bite that my parents had corrected with braces for a little over 3 years. The braces were on from grades 5th thru 7th, then a nighttime retainer for grade 8th. 4 teeth were removed in the prep-work when I was in 4th grade (I still have them along with the wisdom teeth that were cut out when I was in 10th grade). When I think of the dollars spent in correcting something that totally turns me on when I see it on other people, I wonder why was it done? Couldn't that money have been spent in better ways? I was already use to the teasing that kids do. Maybe I don't remember how pronounced my over bite was and have forgotten somewhat. I don't know. I guess it meant that my parents loved me. And I wonder what I would have looked like today with that over bite that God gave me.

50 Random Questions

I stole this from the Babbling Brooke, who stole it from someone, who stole it from someone else, and on and on...

1. What curse word do you use the most? Fucking cunt (my personal favorite) or mother fucker - another goodie or fucking bastard also used often.

2. Do you own an iPod? No. damn it I don't and thank you for reminding me how much I want one.

3. Who on your MySpace "Top 8" do you talk to the most? Hateful - aka - you can call me Al.

4. What time is your alarm clock set for? Too damn early that's for sure

5. What color is your room? Blue I guess.

6. Flip flops or sneakers? sneakers

7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture? Taking the picture. I hate my fat face.

8. What was the last movie you watched? Narnia

9. Do any of your friends have children? No, most don't - only one couple and Colleen has a daughter and my brother-in-law and his wife.

10. Has anyone ever called you lazy? Yes, I call myself lazy all the time.

11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster? Sleeping has never been a problem for me, I'm probably asleep right now.

12. What CD is currently in your CD player? Young Guitar Slingers, a mix of bands with great guitar, it’s very good.

13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk? Regular and lots of it.

14. Has anyone told you a secret this week? Yes and I'm keeping it and you can't have it. nanabobo

15. Have you ever given someone a hickey? Of course, you want one?

16. Who was the last person to call you? My boss. He's at the dentist getting a root canal. :)

17. Do you think people talk about you behind your back? Sure they do.

18. Did you watch cartoons as a child? Yeppers, still do when I'm alone.

19. How many siblings do you have? I had two an older brother and a younger sister, but now I just gots me the sister.

20. Are you shy around the opposite sex? No, unless I'm play acting.

21. What movie do you know every line to? The Princess Bride, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, The Wizard of Oz

22. Do you own any band t-shirts? Elvis Costello - the only one left

23. What is your favorite salad dressing? Honey mustard

24. Do you read for fun? Yes yes and yes all the time

25. Do you cry a lot? Don't get me started

26. Who was the last person to text message you? My son

27. Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop? Call me old fashion - desktop

28. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoo? Yep - sure am. Tattoo of a dragon on my upper, very upper right thigh.

29. What is the weather like? Hot, wet and sunny for the rest of the year.

30. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos? Covered? maybe

31. Is sex before marriage wrong? What, what what? Wrong? Never!

32. When was the last time you slept on the floor? About a couple of months ago after a night of play pimps and ho's, I had lost all my ho's and all my money and became bored.

33. How many hours of sleep do you need to function? tons

34. Are you in love or lust? Both - all the time.

35. Are your days full and fast-paced? somethimes

36. Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages? Sometimes, but not that payday candy bar I just eat.

37. How old will you be turning on your next birthday? guess.

38. Are you picky about spelling and grammar? A bit, but it doesn't show

39. Have you ever been to Six Flags? yes

40. Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex? I get along better with the opposite sex, but can mingle with the same sex well enough.

41. Do you like cottage cheese? Yuck!

42. Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back? tummy

43. Have you ever bid for something on eBay? Yes I have and won!!!!

44. Do you enjoy giving hugs? yes

45. What song did you last sing out loud? YMCA just a few minutes ago

46. What is your favorite TV show? House, Monk, Law & Order, Iron Chief America, should I go on?

47. Which celebrity, dead or alive, would you want to have lunch with? Jim Morrison - maybe

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach? today

49. What one thing do you wish you had? An Ipod and to win the lotto so that I can buy my husband's father's lake house that is up for sale. I miss not going to the lake house and it's making me sad.

50. Favorite lyrics? The smell of burning leather as we hold each other tight, don't touch me there. I will give my love forever if you promise me you'll never touch me there. Don't touch me there