It's all about the network

This time around Wikipedia is saving my ass. I've had to take these tests several times before usually with exact study material, this time there is no study material so I'm relying on Wikipedia almost 100%. It's all about networking, the OSI model, the protocols and on and on . . . it's boring. How many times do I have to prove I can take a test, pass a test and still not know it. I believe this is my fourth time to do this. Once with another company a long time ago and about the third time here.

computer hacking skills

Rodeo Tonight Boys

Going to see Los Lonely Boys, free parking, free suite seats, free food and drinks. I wasn't going to go, not too interested up in the entertainment line up and the crowd. But off all the bands this is the one I was most interested in seeing, so when the hubby called with the free seats it took about 5 minutes to decide on a yes vote. With one stipulation we leave early. Okay make that two stipulations that I don't have to drive.

did i mention i got a raise

My boss mentioned in passing about me having a review, I've been here 2 1/2 years with out one and didn't want to start now. Reviews equals pain. Instant panic. This one was not bad at all and without expecting it or asking for it I got a 10% raise.

Of course I have to work on expanding my skill set. Like bow hunting skills?

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Dear Co-worker Kenny

So as you sit over there is your own world ignoring everyone that sits near you I must resolve to email you to obtain the needed attention that I so crave.


In other words HELP ME WITH MY PROBLEMS !!! BECAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT ME TODAY, you had your day yesterday

I

WTF

In other news: Working for the Weekend
Hubby's got a card game on Saturday. Dogs need a bath AGAIN! Damn dogs. Speaking of dogs - If they (he) breaks the fence one more time, I fear for his life. And the next door neighbor's yippy dog is about to get a dose of doggie downers.

For the Wednesday news - the weather is BEAUTIFUL!

picked up a joke today

Mother Superior tells two nuns that their job for the day is to paint this room, but—they cannot get any paint on their clothes. The two nuns discuss this as the room is very large and they don’t see how they can paint it and not spill any paint. Since it is just the two of them they decide to paint in the nude and then put their clothes back on thus avoiding getting any paint on their habits.

After several hours there is a knock at the door. One nun says, “Who is it?” A voice answers, “Blind man.” The nuns talk quietly for a minute. They decide since he is blind it will be ok to let him in without taking the time to get dressed, as they are only half finished painting the room and the day is passing quickly.

One nun opens the door and the man comes in. He looks at the two nuns for a minute and says, “Nice tits, where would you like me to put these blinds?”

Rodeo is coming to town

My favorite is the sheep dog trials March 10 at noon

Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo

Spinning Girl's Contest

check out Spinning Girl

But Don't Tell Him About the Time We Fucked!

From Overheard at the Beach - go check it out - it is F.U.N.N.Y!


Chick #1: You were a complete whore last night.
Chick #2: Look who's talking! Do I have to mention the time you let Derek go down on you?
Chick #1: Bitch! That guy over there can hear you!
Chick #2: So what?
Chick #1: Listen to how you're talking about me and my brother. He's gonna think I'm a complete skank!
Chick #2: I said Derek. He didn't know who the fuck Derek was until you opened your fuckin' mouth.
Chick #1: Uh, yeah, I guess you're right...

--Panama City Beach, Florida

Overheard by: That guy over there-->

E-Card I received the other day

Thinking of you . . . (as always). Missing you on this Valentine's day. I hope everything is well with you.



okay so who wrote this?

Happy Weekend

Boar

In China, the Boar is associated with fertility and virility. To bear children in the year of the pig is considered very fortunate, for they will be happy and honest.

Feb. 18, 2007 to Feb. 6th, 2008 - this year fire boar - whatever that means


Traditional Pig Attributes and Associations:
Zodiac - Location 12th
Ruling hours - 9pm-10:59pm
Direction - North Northwest
Season and month - Autumn, November
Gemstone - Topaz
Color - Dark Blue
Roughly equivalent western sign - Scorpio
Polarity - Yin
Food - all kinds of meats


"Pork is a nice sweet meat" from the movie Babe

lotta pig

 

Motivational Posters

 

I wish

 

oh dude

 

When I think about you . . .

 

Happy Valentine's Day !!

Sweetie, I'm loving you madly even if I haven't been able to show it. Life is sucking lately. 

I totally love this woman!

 

Depression Hurts

My son in now in Devereaux Texas starting this morning at 10am.

"Acute Hospitalization

Serves children and adolescents. This inpatient program provides intensive medical and nursing intervention for patients in acute psychiatric and/or chemical dependency crisis requiring diagnostic and stabilization services. This is the most intensive level of intervention and is designed to stabilize the patient and prepare him or her to more to a less restrictive level of care. "

They took away his shoes laces and anything else that he can use to kill himself. As you can tell we're tons of fun over here.

I always like to drink to world peas

Rants of a mad woman

They have discontinued my regular generatic albuterol inhaler!!!!! That I would purchase for $10 with insurance maybe almost $20 without. Because and get it it's spray was causing (in part) to the destruction of the ozone layer! WTF! Are they kidding me? What kind of bull crap is that???? What are cars and factories doing???? So now I am the lucky girl that now gets to spend $40.99 a month on the replacement. There is one that is cheaper, but to get that one I have to make another doctors appointment, wait in the reception area with all the sickies, pay another $25 co payment, get poked and prodded, lectured and save how much? I do not know.

So their telling me that the ozone layer is in damage because I wanted to breath cheaply. Sounds more like a plot from one drug company pushing to get rid of the cheaper inhaler so that they can sell more of their expensive shit.