Charles, Eric and Bryan

As I understand Charles and Bryan were wasted! Hope you all had fun!

Halloween Party

before the party

The green, fat monster me, my husband Geno, disco Charles and his girlfriend disco Colleen. Before the drinking. You can't tell with me. I look horrible!

We stayed at The Alden Hotel (used to be called The Sam Houston Hotel), it was very nice, but come on $400 for one room, a sleeper sofa, and two bathrooms for one night! OUCH! OUCH!

Warewolf Bryan

my Geno - the dark knight

me

The Winners.

Tricksey & Speedracer

They won the Halloween costume contest and for good reasons! See Chucky behind them? Also big winners was penis flashing man (fake huge head both of them), and those meddling kids from their mystry machine.

The Twins

I work with men. I like working with men. They don't mince words, they don't PMS and they tell it like it is. No backstabbing either with the men I now work with. They are truly a great group of people. I love them actually.

But lately I've been noticing something they do. They roll their rocks a lot. Shifting the stiff. Always adjusting the boys. Okay, I'm not being fair. Only some of them do it A LOT! I mean I can't help but notice, I'm standing right next to them or in front of the them. What is up with that? Are these men so huge that it makes it necessary to adjust all the time? I don't go around shifting my tits in their face. No, wait a minute, they'd probably like that.

Oh Lord, you are so huge! We're all really impressed down here, I can tell you. - Monty Python The Meaning of Life

Excited!

Halloween

Thanks to Betty Rocker for this pic!

I'm so excited and I just can't hide it. I know, I know, I know..... Okay enough with the singing!

I've got my office decorated with heads, bats, eyeball lights, two screaming demons, a rat, a spider, a fly and one huge roach! It's spooky! My favorite Holiday and it's almost here.

I'm not a fan of fall. As a child it meant back to school, and who wanted that? It means that the days start getting shorter and no more sun. It's time to move the clock back an hour and it means that winter is right around the corner. I hate cold weather. Thank God I live in the south. So, with all this, why do I love Halloween? You get to dress up and pretend you're someone else. You get to go to spooky party's. You get to carve pumpkins and show off your carving skills. You get a chance to scare little children. To be creepy and wicked. You get to go to haunted houses. Body parts and other gross stuff. Day of the dead. Witches and Goblins and Ghosts. Oh my!

Be My Baby

bemybaby

Sunday we went to the Alley Theatre and saw this play, "Be My Baby". It was good. Found out that Dixie Carter and Hal Holbrook are actually married in real life. They did a great job, it was't their fault that it dragged a bit. Hal had a great Scottish accent. I think my son enjoyed, but sometimes it's hard to tell with a 15 year old.

Texas Renaissance Festival

ren fest

This weekend 1) was packed full and 2) flew by way too fast.

Friday night I had to work at an install and I didn't leave to come home until 10:30pm and we still weren't finished. We blew up three peripheral cabinets and two power converters. Great, just great. Thank God the only thing that was needed to fix there peripheral cabinets were some fuses easily purchased from Fry's Electronics. So, needless to say I didn't get home until late.

Saturday we got up at 7am to get our asses to the Texas Renaissance Festival. Going that early was nice, traffic wasn't that bad. We got there in less than an hour after leaving our house. My son took a friend of his, so that was cool. It's wasn't crowded either, but then after we were leaving I realized that probably a bunch of people weren't there because of the Astro's baseball game. I love going to the festival, and this weekend was very nice.

Great costumes everywhere!

Bored

and it's quiet around here. Everybody is gone. Most of my people are at an install that I'm going to be at as well. But I can't leave here until 5pm in case someone calls in a service request. It's going to be a long night for me I can tell. Yawn.

My Dog

Butters

My dog is looking very sad in this picture as my son is eating something and he wants it. Awww poor baby.

Halloween

Halloween

"Now ladies we must do our very best this to scare the shit out of those awful little brats!"

this is so wrong!

Favorite Quote

Dynamite

"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know like, numbchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills," Napoloen Dynamite.

What skills have you got?

Butt Grove

Couch

Yes indeed. I've got a butt grove, it's my spot on the couch. It's the spot that has the most bestest view of the TV and it's all mine. Mine I tell you! There are time when my son will be in that spot and I just let him stay there, until he gets up that is. I'm pure evil. Other times a dog will be in that spot, but that doesn't last long.

Well, my husband had Tuesday off from work and he had been napping in my butt grove. When I got home, he was all - come on honey I'll move so that you can sit down and stuff like that. Damn, the man had changed it all up and there were too many pillows. It didn't feel right at all. Of course it only took me about three minutes to get it back to right, but dang don't mess with my butt grove!

work work work work work

This work thing is gonna be the death of me. Yesterday was bad and today was worse. I've got troubles at one of my clients and the people who are suppose to support me are not! They keep trying to pass the buck. Well, damn it that's good and all for you folks, but what in hell am I going to tell my client! My company could be looking at a law suit if this shit keeps up!

As you all can tell, I'm in a real pissy mood. Don't fuck with my clients is my motto. I better get rid of this mood before I get home or my poor, lovely husband will be the release scapegoat. And I don't want to do that to him. Maybe I should stop off on the way home at the bar for a quick attitude adjustment.

PETA

Peta Pie

Ya know, I'm all about people's right to beliefs and ideas, but when those people take to violence, I'm against it. And I know that tossing a pie in someone's face isn't very violent, it's still not right. How can they get away with that kind of crap and when is it going to stop? Just image if you will, you're waiting in line to see a show and POW, you get hit in the head with a pie. WTF! It's fucking wrong and they are taking things too far. I know they feel very strong in their convictions, but really people get off it and grow up. Are they gonna be throwing bombs next? So, someone doesn't agree with them and they take matters into their own hands and toss a pie. How about strapping a bomb to their person and walking into a crowded church, just cause someone else has a different view point. Sounds familar to me - like the next step. I can't get my way so I'm gonna throw a pie. whaaa. Look at me! Look at me! Whaaa.

Damn it

I have to update my Halloween post now and it's pissing me off.

We got our invites to the party and it's going to be a disco theme. Sounds good to me. The invite came with an engraved lighter that says "burn baby burn" and disco looking paper that looks like the balls they have hanging from the ceilings with the mirrored squares.

But that's not the part that's pissing me off. The bad part is it's not going to be at Rockefellers this year. Due to the fact that last years turn out was not so great, this year they are having it at Cabo. It's a downtown bar/club and it's a small venue. So, don't you know, this year everyone who got an invite will attend and we'll all be packed in like those little fishy things in a can - sardines.

I shouldn't be upset, I mean, I'm glad to get invited. I just have a strange feeling that this year everyone and their brother will be there, that's all. And I really don't like being all dressed up in a costume getting elbowed and all.

Oh and I changed my mind about going as Marilyn Monroe and already got a Wicked Witch of the West costume. The Wizard of OZ is one of my favorite movies. It's not a small costume either. There's a large hat and a full skirt/dress. And don't forget about all that green makeup.

I'm sure we'll all have fun. I already got a hotel reservation at the Alden, a bit pricey, but way better than a DWI and it's in walking distance from Cabo.

Pickup line #547

Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

A couple of pirate pickup lines

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

And they both perished

gross

"Wow, if I can keep this down I won't have to eat for a whole year!", said the snake. BANG!

For my dog

costume

I wanted to get this costume for my Abby Girl, but they only carry it in extra-small and small and she is more of medium to large (she's a 60lb boxer). Her actual name is Abby Normal Wigglebutt Airlicker. Bud (or Butters) is her uncle (he's an 85lb boxer) and his costume is a pimp daddy. I tried to find a hooker outfit for Abby, but couldn't find one - not one at all!

So after several extensive searches she going as a jail bird. Lucky her.

We take them trick-or-treating, they don't actually get candy, but they get to take a walk in their costumes and see all the children in theirs. The hat never stays on Bud very long.

I can hardly wait.

Little boy blue come blow your horn!

Horn Blower

Without getting too graphic.

Have you ever gotten yourself so aroused that you stay in that state for several days without relief? This happens to me all the time. I'm like a feline in heat and there isn't any cold water around. I don't know why I'm like this. It doesn't seem like a bad thing. I will admit it can be a distraction (okay a major distraction). Does this happen to anybody else?