Friday, December 14, 2007
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
You Are 19 Years Old |
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. |
Tuesday, December 04, 2007
Over heard at a Restaurant
The comdian Lewis Black had this bit in one of his stand ups that he over heard in an IHOP resturant that has been driving him insane "If it weren't for my horse I never would have spent that year at college"
Over heard at a Pappadeauxs restaurant "My house smells like bug spray and there is blood all over my bed!"
What the hell happened in this person's house? Oh My Lord - He clubbed to death the Orkin man in the bedroom with the candle stick holder (while the poor bastard was just spraying for bugs.) Call the cops!